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Jokes About Bums Bottoms Arse Quotes & Sayings
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First they put away the dealers, then they put away the prostitutes, then they shooed away the bums, and beat and bashed the queers. Turned away asylum seekers, fed us suspicions and fears. We didn't raise our voice, we didn't make a fuss. It's funny, there was no one left to notice when they came for us.
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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We all remember where we were and we all remember what we were doing. I had a brother in New York, an uncle, lots of friends in New York. It made me angry, it made me sad; what could I do.
Timothy Bottoms
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Bottoms in the investment world don't end with four-year lows; they end with 10- or 15-year lows.
Jim Rogers
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I was sunbathing topless in Ibiza, and my friend wanted to eat at this cafe where everybody goes without putting on their tops or bottoms. He assured me, 'No, its cool. Dont dress up.' I went into the cafe and sat down with him when all of a sudden I hear, 'Brooke!' It was my dentist. I just played it cool, but needless to say, I changed dentists.
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He was a wild, hippie-ish, acid-taking, bell-bottom-wearing guy. He meant business, and you couldnt fu.. around with him. I wanted to get that respect that he had. We gave him shit about his bell-bottoms every day. He didnt care. This is what I wear. fu.. you. He loved music. He was really intellectual but very to the point. He taught me a lot about attitude.
James Hetfield
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People ask me, do I blame Hollywood or my parents? No I dont blame my parents. It had nothing to do with them. I created it and manifested it and I got myself through it with the help of a lot of great people. When I look back at old photos, Im able to laugh at myself, in the same way I can show my dad [Lionel Richie] a picture of himself when he was in The Commodores with the Afro and the bell bottoms and hes like, Oh baby, thats so funny.'
Nicole Richie
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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The wonderful thing about tiggers. Is tiggers are wonderful things.Their tops are made out of rubber. heir bottoms are made out of springs.They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one. III'm the only one!
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