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Jokes By Anchor Quotes & Sayings
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He really doesn't mean it, you know! He never even knew his father! -Anchor
Finding Nemo
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Alone! Alone! No beacon, far or near! No chart, no compass, and no anchor stay!
Ada Cambridge
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Sometimes you gotta take a look at yourself in the mirror and say 'when in Rome.' -Ron Burgandy
Anchor Man
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We have this morning dropped anchor, just off Williamstown.
William John Wills
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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Being an anchor is not just a matter of sitting in front of a camera and looking pretty.
David Brinkley
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I got the mind of a hustler, Hellacious grind and I hold my city down, like an anchor iron.
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Cast your cares on God; that anchor holds.
Frank Moore Colby
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When I first anchored in 1970, I had never seen a woman anchor a news show.
Jessica Savitch
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A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.
Roy Blount Jr
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Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope.
Epictetus
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Once the anchor of reason has been cut, one's craft may go anywhere. One may become a St Francis or equally a Hitler.
Brand Blanshard
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NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise.
Leonard Maltin
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Chazz Michael Michaels: an ice-devouring s.. tornado. -Co-Anchor
Blades Of Glory
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To reach a port we must sail, sometimes with the wind, and sometimes against it. But we must not drift or lie at anchor.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Jimmy may be renowned for his personal hygiene, Scott, but after that performance, he's starting to reek... Of gold. -Co-Anchor
Blades Of Glory
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
77 Likes
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I recognize the Republican party as the sheet anchor of the colored man's political hopes and the ark of his safety.
Frederick Douglass
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