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Jokes By Steve Ha Quotes & Sayings
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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If you're looking for someone running around dancin' to a bunch of sparklers and music, you bought the wrong damn video. (Steve's intro to the 'Cause Stone Cold Says So' video)
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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Products that come out in the next couple of years are already in the pipeline. They've already been steered in a good direction. The company has also been steered in a good direction by Steve.
Steve Wozniak
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I had no money. Steve and I both had no money and I could never get the parts to build one. Well, I had a summer job earning money for my third year of college and it turned into a year-long job to earn a lot of money.
Steve Wozniak
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I think Steve Jobs will be recognized as the great technology hero, visionaryin my own opinion, it was that he was able to take a company that had the benefits of Apple, which is a large number of people that used a lot of their products, except to take that and basically run a business in a way that would not lose money, that would have great exciting products, that would inspire the world and make people feel differently about technology.
Steve Wozniak
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One of these days, I'm going to look down at your grave and it's going to say, here lies Bret the Hitman Hart, the biggest piece of crap that ever walked the face of the earth. And the reason he's laying here is because Steve Austin whipped his pink and black a.. and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so. (To Bret Hart)
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because she wants to have dinner with Steve. Steve: Hilary, could you pass the salt? Stan: (Holding gun to her head) Pass him the salt.
American Dad
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Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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Even the gods love jokes
Plato
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
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A joke is a very serious thing
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
Dahvie Vanity
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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X-rays will prove to be a hoax
Samuel Butler
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