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Jokes To Make Him Horny Quotes & Sayings
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
Eugene Ionesco
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
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Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry
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When men have money and power they get turned on, s..ually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.
Penelope Spheeris
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that d..k stand up like it's telling jokes.
Lil Wayne
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Unknown
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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Look at 2 Live Crew's 'Me So Horny.' You know what that's about? It's about the destruction of the female vagina by a bunch of men having a good time.
Pitbull
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If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.
Carlos Santana
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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make jokes. no stress. love. live. life. proceed. progress
Lil Wayne
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I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
Paula Deen
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You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
Anonymous
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