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Knee Surgery Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery.
Beverly Johnson
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Me, I'm spiritually retarded, I need to be knee deep in water with a fly rod in my hands, that's about as close to God as I get.
Steve Earle
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And I want to walk with you. On a cloudy day In fields where the yellow grass grows knee-high. So won't you try to come?
Norah Jones
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I'm pleased to say my knee feels a lot better. It's still not back to normal, and I don't know if it ever will be, but I'm learning to deal with it instead of expecting it to be like it was before.
Shawn Johnson
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Education commences at the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character.
Hosea Ballou
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I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that.
Scarlett Johansson
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I don't believe for one second that the eye surgery has helped me on the mound.
Greg Maddux
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Where are my boobs? If I were going to get plastic surgery, Id get some real work done.
Mila Kunis
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Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
Al McGuire
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If somebody wants to have plastic surgery, more power to them. I think there's a point where you go overboard.
Shannen Doherty
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I love you like Jocelyn Wildenstein loves plastic surgery.
Unknown
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I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing that I've done.
Kim Kardashian
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I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
James H Boren
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I am being accused of all this plastic surgery, which is absolutely not true.
Nicolette Sheridan
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I personally would not have plastic surgery. What the hell for? It looks ridiculous.
Calvin Klein
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I haven't had any problems with my back since I got the foot surgery.
Merle Haggard
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It might have been easier to retire, to say my knee couldn't handle it and let that be that. At the same time, the prospect of not being able to compete in gymnastics anymore was heartbreaking.
Shawn Johnson
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A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again.
Pam Brown
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My parents kept us sheltered from this world of Hollywood. I don't have any great memories of bouncing on Cary Grant's knee or something like that.
Tony Goldwyn
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It rolls off my back. Ridicule doesn't mean anything - even from people you're supposed to wear knee pads around, like the scientific community.
Dwight Schultz
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