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Lady Balls Quotes & Sayings
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When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers.
Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!
Cable has the balls to do what they want to do, the balls to tell the stories that need to be told. They don't have to worry about audiences, because they already have their viewership.
I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.
Some scenes you juggle two balls, some scenes you juggle three balls, some scenes you can juggle five balls. The key is always to speak in your own voice. Speak the truth. That's Acting 101. Then you start putting layers on top of that.
Act like a lady. Think like a lady. Date like a lady. A real man will be able to hang.
He's got big balls, she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all.
Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it.
Richard M Nixon
No matter how long you play rock n roll songs might change just as the balls are there, the rock balls. And that's what's important to us.
Lady Limelight is a jealous lady. She wants all of your attention. You don't have any time to think of anything else but Lady Limelight, because pretty soon that light will be shinning on somebody else. So you better do it while you can.
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they are held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.
My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.
Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
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A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.
Come on dance or celebrate. Oh it's Ladies Night and the feeling's right. Come on dance or celebrate. Oh Lady, Lady, Lady, I love you.
Kool And The Gang
I thought for like five years that when you have sex, you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened, that you have to come a ball out of that little whole at the tip of your dick. I was terrified! That's what I thought, you just...Bahh! And you push a ball out and she's screaming and there's blood everywhere...and you can only do it twice and then you're out of balls. That's what I thought. You come and have two babies, and then you just walk around with an empty sack for the rest of your life. Which turned out to be true...
Our lady the Common Law is a very wise old lady though she still has something to learn in telling what she knows.
I find it ironic that the girls who always complain about not being treated like a lady are the ones who never act like a lady.
I know how to treat a lady right. No matter what their past holds...It's all about the future. Now I just need the right lady.
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