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Lazy Day Off Work Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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Thank you for praising good work, thank you for leading by example, thank you for caring about us and what we do. Thank you for being so terrific to work for. Happy Bosss Day!
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
Nate
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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
Bill Maher
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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
Unknown
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The sky shining so bright and birds chirping so loud are all trying to wake you up, still you manage to sleep undisturbed. Surprising!! May this message buzz not just your phone but your room so that you realize that it is no more night time. Good Morning lazy bum. Have an un-lazy day ahead.
Unknown
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I have to admit that I am a very lazy preosn. Working out has never been a priority for me. But ever since I read this quote, it just dawned on me that I really have to persevere & set time to take care of my body. Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness.-Earl of Derbyisn't that just the truth?I am still lazy, but I'd rather have the time to work out than be sick..^_~
Elain
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Why do I like racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal.
Kyle Petty
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I can't wait for my boss to leave for the day so I can stop pretending to work.
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People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
Joey Adams
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I hope you enjoy Boss's Day by doing as little work as I do.
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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Let's switch roles this Boss's Day just to see if you can do all my work while being s..ually harassed.
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Happy Boss's day to the person who will likely be rewarded for all my hard work.
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Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister.
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
Ethel Merman
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