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Lazy Day Off Work Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.
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It takes time and energy, and if I'm working, then I'd rather flop in front of the telly than put on a tiny dress and work out how to get myself to God knows where. I mean, lazy some would call it.
Daisy Donovan
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The martyr sacrifices themselves entirely in vain. Or rather not in vain; for they make the selfish more selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower.
Florence Nightingale
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The one thing that I appear to have been given, bearing in mind that I am capable of being very, very scatty and extremely lazy, is the ability to concentrate on something I choose to give my time to.
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I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time to complain about work
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Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure. When you work hard all day with your head and know you must work again the next day what else can change your
Ernest Hemingway
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Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure. When you work hard all day with your head and know you must work again the next day what else can change your
Ernest Hemingway
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Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure. When you work hard all day with your head and know you must work again the next day what else can change your
Ernest Hemingway
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Laziness is a disease created by humans but ironically it comes in a beautiful, addictive form that prisons you.
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Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out.
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Hate is the easiest thing to do besides live. You have to work on love and haters are just too lazy to do that.
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I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
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Being lazy is not always bad... there are also times that you need to be lazy so that you can relax and have fun...
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*Taking a test*...If the answer is false, please explain. Answer: True
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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I really feel so lucky, and I think that people do see that on screen, that we really do get along as friends when the camera isnt rolling. Also, I feel like weve developed such good energy and chemistry together as a cast when were in front of the camera, that it makes the work day so much easier. Its just a bunch of really nice, smart, funny people who sit around all day trying to make each other laugh. Its a great job.
Gillian Jacobs
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