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Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking!
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Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve.
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The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entirely accurate and during the reign of Olaf Quimby II as Patrician of Ankh-Morpork some legislation was passed in a determined attempt to put a stop to this sort of thing and introduce some honesty to reporting. Thus, if a legend told of a notable hero that all men spoke of his prowess any bard who valued his life would hastily add except for a couple of people in his home village who thought he was a loony, and quite a lot of other people who had never really heard of him. Poetic simile was strictly limited to statements like: His mighty steed was fast as the wind, on a fairly calm day, say about Force Three, any loose talk about a beloved having a face that could launch a thousand ships would have to be backed by evidence that the object of desire did indeed own a very large seaport. Patrician Olaf II was eventually killed during an experiment conducted in the palace grounds to prove the disputed accuracy of the proverb The Pen
Terry Pratchett
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The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
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I have a funny name.
Pia Zadora
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I'm really funny now.
Wanda Sykes
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May the course be with you!
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So here we are... It's funny how so close can seem so far..
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Funny is when you're serious.
Harvey Korman
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Funny how the people who know you the least have the most to say about you.
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So here we are... It's funny how so close can seem so far..
J Cole
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They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.
Shawn Wayans
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I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you.
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Drew Carey
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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
Lucille Ball
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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
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But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.
Tea Leoni
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As you think so you are - As you Imagine so you become!
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I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.
Sally Kellerman
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