TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Lever Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Lever Facebook Status" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Witty Facebook Status
Facebook
Drama
Drama Queen
Facebook
Keeping It Real
Facebook Status
Funny Facebook Status
Witty Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Sarcastic
Teenagers
Keeping It Real
It Is What It Is
Egotism
Interesting
Show more
Tomorrow
Short
Best
Expression
Funny
Ex Girlfriend
Ex Boyfriend
Friends With Benefits
End Of The World
New Year
New Years Day
Deception
Ugliness
Homewrecker
Dating
Humor
Faceook
Shit Happens
Annoying People
Clever Facebook Statuses
Humor
Success
Life
Funny
Clever Life
School
High School
Memories
Relationships
QUOTES
Drying only your hands, so you can reply to a text while in the shower.
Unknown
130 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Teenage quotes
It Is What It Is quotes
Sponsored Links
Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear I'm human.
Unknown
37 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.
Unknown
42 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row, no doubt in my mind: I'm being followed...
Unknown
47 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not f*cking rocket science.
Unknown
42 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Grammar quotes
Being Annoyed quotes
Sponsored Links
I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'
Unknown
662 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, I'll just lay on the floor and act like someone already killed me.
Unknown
117 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
Shadawcatt
373 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.
Unknown
467 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Dear hoodies, thank you for always being there for me. Sincerely, I'm s..y and I know it, I'm just way too tired to show it.
Unknown
85 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones.
Unknown
438 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
If she thinks 69 is just a number, she's too young for you bro.
Unknown
467 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sex quotes
I'm not sure how people get eaten by sharks...I mean how do you not hear the music?
Unknown
625 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
Unknown
483 Likes
Sarcastic Life quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sarcasm quotes
I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
Unknown
710 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Wonder quotes
Sponsored Links
Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms
Unknown
83 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
I've always wanted to spin around in a chair & say: "Ive been expecting you..."
Unknown
896 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an iPhone.
Unknown
148 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
So the Titanic is coming out again but in 3D...I wonder if they will see the iceburg this time...
Unknown
178 Likes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Movies quotes
One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in when it's completely dark.
Unknown
97 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
1
...
20
21
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 18
ACCEPTANCE
Acceptance
Adventure
Being Fake
Being There
Difficulty
Disaster
I Still Love You
IDGAF
Illusion
Life Lessons
Limits
Longing
Loss
Priorities
Rest
Single
Soul
Suspicion
Thought
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™