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Life Facebook Statuses Quotes & Sayings
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The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect. LIARS believe they are telling the truth. Your ENEMIES visit your profile the most. Yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you write what you are really thinking, Someone always takes it the wrong way... people think your status is for them when it's not!
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My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
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Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate? If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.
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That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself.
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I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room...
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I can see that you're upset...Maybe you should post about it all over Facebook. That should eliminate any drama.
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It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.
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Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.
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Screaming "Your not my real LADDER!" at your Step ladder.
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Men hate women because we always know where things are.
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I can remember something that happened three years ago but not five minutes ago.
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I wish life had a Rewind-the-Weekend button.
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The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of my life.
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Tomorrow is 11/11/11 but I've changed my opinion on luck, because something that will always be stronger than luck is faith.
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Some people should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.
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If you had invented Facebook. You would've invented Facebook.
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It's hard finding your glasses when you don't have your glasses on.
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