TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Longest Status On Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Longest Status On" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Facebook Status
Time
Patience
Sarcastic
Life
Witty Facebook Status
Life Is Too Short
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Witty Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Drama
Drama Queen
Facebook
Sarcastic
Facebook
Egotism
Relationships
Fighting
Show more
Keeping It Real
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Tomorrow
Short
Keeping It Real
Pride
Shame
Music
Songs
Think Before You Speak
Boys
It Is What It Is
Getting Over Someone
Frustration
Prizes
Police
Dishonesty
Sad Breakup
Irish
Love
Funny
Getting Old
School
Students
Being Brave
Humor
Interesting
Bitchy
QUOTES
Faith in God's revelation has nothing to do with an ideology which glorifies the status quo.
Karl Barth
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
Why do tests on animals if we have pedophiles in prison.
Unknown
472 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Testing quotes
If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, I'll just lay on the floor and act like someone already killed me.
Unknown
117 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
Unknown
109 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
Unknown
710 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Wonder quotes
Sponsored Links
I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones.
Unknown
438 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
I'm not sure how people get eaten by sharks...I mean how do you not hear the music?
Unknown
625 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Hey people, it's pronounced BOTH, not BOFF. That will be all...
Unknown
47 Likes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Grammar quotes
Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
Unknown
483 Likes
Sarcastic Life quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sarcasm quotes
Facebook should change the relationship status 'Its complicated' to 'It's confusing and stressful and we're seeing other people.'
Unknown
9 Likes
Sponsored Links
I've always wanted to spin around in a chair & say: "Ive been expecting you..."
Unknown
896 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.
Unknown
46 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
That awkward moment when you're left alone with someone you just met.
Unknown
162 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Shyness quotes
Shit Happens quotes
When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway.
Unknown
78 Likes
Food quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
Unknown
508 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
I wish the dollar store sold gas.
Unknown
58 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Wishes quotes
Being Broke quotes
Dear hoodies, thank you for always being there for me. Sincerely, I'm s..y and I know it, I'm just way too tired to show it.
Unknown
85 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up
Unknown
269 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
Unknown
253 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Food quotes
I'm afraid people can see me through my web cam even though its off.
Unknown
51 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Computers quotes
Fear quotes
1
...
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 02
Business
Cats
DEATH
Deep Love
Facebook Status
Feeling
Gay
I Miss You
Life
Love
Men
Monthsary
Nurses Day
Poetry
Reciprocity
Reminisce
United States
War
Wit
Young Mom
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™