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Married Life Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Unknown
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Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.
Terry Mark
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Homos..uals want the right to be married. But I think they really want the right to be divorced. Forget it! Divorce is ours.
Basil White
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I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces.
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
Nigella Lawson
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Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.
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A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
Frank Sinatra
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
Max Kauffmann
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then hes finished.
Unknown
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard
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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
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Getting married for s.. is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
Jeff Foxworthy
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
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It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.
Caroline Dhavernas
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The ideal women does exist, but she is always married to another man.
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Helen Rowland
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A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
Duane Dewel
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
Tim Allen
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