TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Married Life Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Married Life Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Men
Desire
Funny
Life
Humor
Happy Married Life
Wedding Anniversary
25th Wedding Anniversary
Funny Marriage
Life Is Too Short
Humor
Funny Marriage
Misery
Wedding
Marriage
Funny Facebook Status
Celebrity
Feelings
Show more
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Marriage
Companionship
Annoying People
Finding Love
Jokes
Sympathy
Funny Single
Wedding
Being Single
Single Life
Loneliness
Being Lonely
Feeling Lonely
Irish
Relationship
Seriousness
Moving Forward
Complicated Life
Funny Gay
Sarcasm
Happiness
Women
Drinking
Perseverance
Woman
QUOTES
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
366 Likes
Funny quotes
Marriage quotes
Happy Married Life quotes
Sponsored Links
And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned.
Ringo Starr
3 Likes
I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
Ana Chable
165 Likes
Funny Marriage quotes
Marriage quotes
Annoying People quotes
Finding Love quotes
Humor quotes
People think that if you love somebody hard enough then everything is just going to work out. People are wrong. 50 years from now, I hope you got what you wanted Haley, but getting married to you was the worst mistake of my life. Here's a little advice, never get married. In the end, you'll only be miserable.
Nathan Scott
27 Likes
Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
Garry Shandling
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?
Denis Leary
27 Likes
Marriage quotes
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Unknown
14 Likes
Funny Marriage quotes
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
2534 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.
Unknown
26 Likes
Funny Marriage quotes
Sorry even your gay friends will now be getting married before you.
Unknown
21 Likes
Funny quotes
Sympathy quotes
Sponsored Links
Married people are fatter on average anyway.
Unknown
5 Likes
Funny Single quotes
I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me.
Unknown
8 Likes
Funny quotes
Wedding quotes
It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.
Regina King
7 Likes
Getting married last lowers your chances of getting divorced first.
Unknown
12 Likes
Funny quotes
Wedding quotes
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Chris Rock
201 Likes
Funny Marriage quotes
Being Single quotes
Single Life quotes
Loneliness quotes
Being Lonely quotes
Feeling Lonely quotes
A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.
Unknown
14 Likes
Funny quotes
Irish quotes
Being married should free up your time to find me a husband.
Unknown
3 Likes
Funny quotes
Wedding quotes
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
15 Likes
Funny quotes
Relationship quotes
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
23 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
1
2
3
4
5
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 02
Beauty
Being Lonely
Business
Cats
College
DEATH
Deep Love
Facebook Status
Hair
Inspirational
Life
Love
Men
Nurses Day
Reciprocity
Remember Me
Reminisce
Secret Crush
Sibling Love
Wit
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™