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Marrying Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Congratulations on marrying the next person you dated after me.
Unknown
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
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I have absolutely no intention of marrying Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.
Paul Getty
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I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
Tony Curtis
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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Josh Billings
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I wasn't ever interested in marrying someone else's career or bank account.
Kathie Lee Gifford
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Stephen Leacock
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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
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Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before.
William Wycherley
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It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
Helen Rowland
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If I ever find a pitcher who has heat, a good curve, and a slider, I might seriously consider marrying him, or at least proposing.
Sparky Anderson
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.
Unknown
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Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.
Rich Little
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The next worst thing to hell fire is a bad marriage, marrying the wrong person is like living with the devil himself.
Unknown
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
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