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Mcdonalds Salad Prostitute Hug Quotes & Sayings
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Rolled around a little, smoked the weed, seen the red lights. Ain't fu.. a prostitute but the head nice, get right.
Mac Miller
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Dont cry me a river, cry me McDonalds fries.
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Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
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A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
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Just heard that Anthony Davis and Wayne Blackshear were named McDonalds All Americans. Congrats to my fellow Chicagoans! I played in the game in 2007..... Cant believe that was only a few years ago.
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A kiss isn't a kiss unless it's the one you really love. A hug isn't a hug until it's the one you're thinking of. A dream isn't a dream until you make it come true. And love is just a word until it's proven to you.
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Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see, Oil, vinegar, sugar and saltiness agree
Oliver Goldsmith
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The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
Paul Newman
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Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.
Janet Street-Porter
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Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
Helen Rowland
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These can never be true friends: Hope, dice, a prostitute, a robber, a cheat, a goldsmith, a monkey, a doctor, a distiller.
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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
Will Ferrell
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Complaining about being fat but going to McDonalds anyway
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Pine trees aren't barking snakes - they won't just turn up in a salad in Olive Garden. -Professor
Futurama
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Life lesson: Don't shake the bottle of salad dressing until you've made sure that the top is closed.
Steve Carell
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A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.
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Whoever eats anything at a wedding luncheon? They make the food out of papier mache. My salad had been used four or five times this week.
Peter Ruric
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Acting in 'Star Wars' I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes were.
Mark Hamill
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Dear McDonalds cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.
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It is a silly question to ask a prostitute why she does it.. These are the highest-paid professional women in America.
Gail Sheehy
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