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Microsoft Joke Quotes & Sayings
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Paul Fadiman
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Oliver Herford
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Fadiman
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I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me.
The Bee Gees
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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Not to go too far, but Microsoft is probably used by most people out there.
Miguel De Icaza
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Unknown
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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I'm just an observer of Java, and where Microsoft wants to go with C is too early to tell.
Dennis Ritchie
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Microsoft is not about greed. It's about innovation and fairness.
Bill Gates
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How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?
Al Gore
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Well Microsoft really does develop some really interesting technology.
Miguel De Icaza
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Microsoft was not a mysterious, strange entity. You put your PC on and there's an ad for them.
Jim Cramer
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If Microsoft ever does applications for Linux it means I've won.
Linus Torvalds
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Microsoft has a monopoly over the desktop operating systems.
Stewart Alsop
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What we've gone through in the last several years has caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?'
Steve Ballmer
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I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.
Jon Heder
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There's an entire flight simulator hidden in every copy of Microsoft Excel 97.
Bruce Scheneier
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