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Milk This Cow Quotes & Sayings
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If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.
Ayatollah Khomeini
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Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.
Woody Guthrie
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Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
Winston Churchill
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Animal rights group PETA is urging Ben and Jerry's to replace the milk they use in their ice cream with human breast milk. After which, Ben and Jerry's introduced their new flavor, Chocolate Chip Minkcuz they're not gonna use breast milk.
Seth Meyers
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I have to say that in this particular cow that we're dealing with, those parts of the cow were removed, and so we don't think there's any risk or very negligible risk to human health with this particular incident.
Ann Veneman
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Stop crying over spilled milk. Im sure there's more milk to fill your glass right back up.
Unknown
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You can milk a holiday party better than Brett Favre can milk an NFL career.
Unknown
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There's no use in crying over spilled milk, unless that milk is Yoohoo.
Unknown
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Hey, look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?
Billy Madison
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I think that by following the route that I have tried to outline, one gets into a much more interesting and productive series of questions than those that result from saying simply that Chinese don't like milk because they don't like milk.
Marvin Harris
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When a woman gives birth to a child, the child needs to be able to digest the mother's milk; but when this child is old enough to begin to eat other foods, there is some switching off of this ability to consume milk.
Marvin Harris
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My joking answer to this question is that I leave a bowl of milk out on the back porch every night for the Idea Fairy. In the morning, the milk is gone and there's a brand-new shiny idea by the bowl.
Sarah Zettel
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My name is Harvey Milk and I'm here to recruit you.
Harvey Milk
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Holy cow!
Harry Caray
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I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.
Johnny Mercer
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I know you ain't never milked a cow before.
Justin Moore
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This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
Gary Larson
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Don't have a cow, man.
Matt Groening
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Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.
Mason Cooley
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It's over now, drink your big black cow and get out of here.
Steely Dan
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