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Mitch Adam Quotes & Sayings
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No, my family is Russian, Georgian, via Ellis Island.
Mitch Kapor
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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg
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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Mitch Hedberg
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Mitch Hedberg
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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Mitch Hedberg
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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Mitch Hedberg
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I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
Mitch Hedberg
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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Mitch Hedberg
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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Mitch Hedberg
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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg
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I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.
Mitch Hedberg
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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg
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Hendrix rehearsed different drummers, before we met Mitch Mitchell.
Noel Redding
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Americans don't think we should be raising taxes on anybody, especially in the middle of a recession.
Mitch McConnell
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The reason kids like rock 'n roll is their parents don't.
Mitch Miller
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You have to be strong enough to say if the culture doesn't work, don't buy it.
Mitch Albom
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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Mitch Hedberg
2 Likes
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Mitch Hedberg
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I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
Mitch Hedberg
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
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