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I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
Mitch Hedberg
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You're not a wave, you're a part of the ocean.
Mitch Albom
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
Mitch Hedberg
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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
Mitch Hedberg
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People are only mean when they're threatened, and that's what our culture does. That's what our economy does.
Mitch Albom
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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
Mitch Hedberg
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If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it's going to happen anyhow.
Mitch Albom
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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Mitch Hedberg
6 Likes
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Mitch Hedberg
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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Mitch Hedberg
8 Likes
It's time Congress got its priorities straight.
Mitch McConnell
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If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
Mitch Hedberg
1 Likes
Bolton's exactly what the U.N. needs at this point. The president's right on the mark in picking him.
Mitch McConnell
1 Likes
Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
Mitch Hedberg
1 Likes
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If the administration wants cooperation, it will have to begin to move in our direction.
Mitch McConnell
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It took us in this country 11 years to get from the Declaration of Independence to the Constitution.
Mitch McConnell
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More young people believe they'll see a U.F.O. than that they'll see their own Social Security benefits.
Mitch McConnell
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2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.
Mitch Hedberg
9 Likes
It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
Mitch Hedberg
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