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A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.
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Having a child changes everything in a most positive way, and I am extremely lucky to have a great wife who is also an incredible mom.
Ben Stiller
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Dad and mom would have preferred that I be a doctor, a lawyer, a scientist, or a great humanitarian.
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Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning. -Tommy DeVito
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Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom...oh oh!
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I was thinking that when I have children, that I should always dress as a character for them, so they think their mom is Alice in Wonderland or Cinderella.
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You know you're a mother when the smallest wimper from your child can wake you from a dead sleep.
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I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.
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My mom breastfed me for more than a year, and I can't imagine doing it any other way. It's cheap and much better for the environment, and you don't have to lug all that stuff around.
Emily Deschanel
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Sorry mom. Another year older & you wonder if I'll ever settle down. Teenage years you got me condoms for birthdays. Here lies the problem.
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Some photographer lady took pictures of her mom in the hospital while she was dying and they are considered art. -Scottie King
The Descendants
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Sitting in fondren watching my sorority sister be completely consumed with Teen Mom 2 because she is adderalled out!
Unknown
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I owe much to mother. She had an expert's understanding, but also approached art emotionally.
David Rockefeller
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The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.
Unknown
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I could never have pictured myself writing a book when I was 25 years old. My mom was an English teacher but I wasn't that way growing up.
Tony Dungy
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After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fu.. her till I nut in my underwear.
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I'd lose my mind if I heard my kid call the nanny Mommy.
Toni Braxton
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My mother told me Im not kind and Im a spoiled bratwell mom you are the one who raised meso whos fault is that?
Unknown
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just finished a great work out with my mom!! time for lunch. going to the apple pan. Yum!
Hanna Beth
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Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your d..k in the vacuum cleaner! -Buffy Gilmore
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