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Monday Morning Jokeskes Quotes & Sayings
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl
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Monday reminds me of how important it is to choose a job you love. Life is for living, not for being miserable at work!
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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our blessing starts when we wake up in the morning.... with the sun shining bright telling you welcome to a new morning and a new day.
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Morning by itself signifies a new beginning. So this morning start by forgiving yourself for all the mistakes you made yesterday and look forward to a promising day that lies ahead of you. Have a good morning!
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Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
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A morning thought, a morning prayer, a morning wish for a good person who makes a good morning for other peoples' lives. May God bless you always.
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You want to know what living life to the fullest actually is? It's waking up on a Monday morning with no complaints. It's knowing you always deserve to laugh. It's doing what feels right no matter what. It's doing what you want to no matter how stupid you look. It's about being yourself, because no one can tell you you're doing it wrong.
Bernajoy Vaal
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If you start the week with a positive attitude on Monday, it'll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest of the week.
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Thank you Lord for waking me up this morning with a new mind and attitude. Thank you for forgiving me of all my sins. Continue to have your way and being God in every situation I go through. Bless this day and bless all of my family and friends! Keep them in your arms at all times! In Jesus name I pray, amen.
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The best way to wake yourself is to brew a pot of fresh coffee, then run it through the machine a second time using the old grounds. While youre doing that, make an espresso then add that to a mug of the double-brewed coffee. In my house, we call it a red-eye. Drink one first thing Monday morning and youll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the rest of the week.
Ozzy Osbourne
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I've been devoting myself to you Monday to Monday and Friday to Friday.
Shakira
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If the early morning sky was a representation of every person I know, you are the sun and everyone else are the fading stars, soon to disappear by your blazing love. Good morning.
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Don't worry about yesterday or last month. Today is a new day, so renew your mind this morning. Be positive and start fresh.
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I'm not a morning person, but if I woke up every morning next to you, I would be.
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Good morning, good morning, good morning. Good morning, good morning, Mister Blues. I wonder, I wonder what you're doin' here so soon.
Buddy Guy
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