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Money Broke Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The saying (Money cant buy you happiness) is something the rich tell poor people to make them feel better about being broke.
Unknown
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Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? No pockets.
Jerry Seinfeld
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.
Jack Handy
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Yo' money funny, my money talk. While we talking money, look, this how money walk.
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I can't stand when a broke ni... wanna talk shit, when they aint doin nothin for their self.
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
Ogden Nash
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I got three rules when I hustle and aint none of em funny, its like get your money...get your money....and oh ya get your money.
Mac Dre
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Broke ni... make me sick, throw up.
Unknown
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A ni... so broke these days sumbody rob me they just be practicing.
Chris Tucker
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I would never argue with a bi... over a weak dusty broke a.. ni....
Unknown
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I be gettin' money, motherfu..er I ain't never broke.
Wale
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Being broke is so un-American, Thats why Im screaming all money, till I cant
Nipsey Hussle
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I broke a record throwin money, 20 straight songs.
Plies
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Being broke starts to get a little old. My money had to get some fine tunin.
Mac Miller
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I get the kind of money that make a broke bi... bitter.
Nicki Minaj
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I got that kinda money that make a bi... broke bitter.
Nicki Minaj
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Broke ni...s, only make jokes ni....
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Ain't nothing worse than a broke a.. ni....
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Payday is only the illusion of having money for a couple of hours. Then it's payday for everyone I owe money to.
Nishan Panwar
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