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Muscle Ripped Joke Quotes & Sayings
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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Life's like a novel with the end ripped out.
Rascal Flatts
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Life's like a novel with the end ripped out.
Rascal Flatts
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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When I hit that pavement at 70 or 80 mph those suits just ripped.
Evel Knievel
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I gave you my heart and what did you do? You took it in your hands and ripped it in two.
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What I do not accept is the fact that so many people's talents were ripped off.
Ruben Blades
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Try to jerk like me I guarantee it'll leave your jeans ripped.
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You have to look at it like this. Superman had to gain a lot of weight to fight at heavyweight. I had to take off a lot of weight to go back down. That was all muscle. It took me a while to get back to where I feel good again. When I added all of that muscle and then had to lose it, I dont think people were paying attention. I won the heavyweight title then came back to win the light heavyweight title. If you didnt win the heavyweight title then go back down to win the light heavyweight title, then you didnt do what Bob Fitzsimmons did.
Roy Jones Jr
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Getting old, getting grey, getting ripped off, under paid. Getting sold, second hand, that's how it goes, playing in a band.
ACDC
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Slaughtered ripped to pieces open stomachs like a baby deer.
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My whole worlds being ripped away from me. So is Jakes and yours and all I can do is sit here and watch it happen.
Peyton Sawyer
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Sweetheart, I'm the biggest ripped-off cartoonist in the history of the world, and that's all I'm going to say.
Ralph Bakshi
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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Okay now, all I know is hustle get it off the muscle.
Ace Hood
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The mind is just another muscle.
Ted Turner
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