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My Husband Is Fat Quotes & Sayings
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Someone just told me that I have a thick skin. I think he just called me fat. What do you think, double cheeseburger? You're my only friend.
Unknown
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One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'.
Richard Simmons
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I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life.
Sean Astin
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If you want to look young and thin hang around old fat people.
Jim Eason
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The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.
Kirstie Alley
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What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort? -Fat Amy
Pitch Perfect
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Right now, this fat stupid fu.. can save our lives. Remember, it's only temporary.
Lucky Luciano
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I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'
Kirstie Alley
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I feel bad for my future husband because of my unpredictable & meaningless mood swings.
Unknown
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have.
Patricia Heaton
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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Wow... look at that... he's not here now! So why not have a go? They might be able to find you a double cell in Azkaban with your loser of a husband!
Harry Potter
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If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.
Barbara Steele
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Dear future wife, I will make sure to be the best husband I can be. To be the best head of our family ever. To be the best father.
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Dear future husband, I refuse to be one of those couples that has a joint Facebook account.
Unknown
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Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce
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I signed up for the musical Tommy in the West End, where I met my husband.
Kim Wilde
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Husband's don't criticize your wife's judgement; always remember who she chose to marry.
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Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.
Al Capp
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