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My Mom Thinks Quotes & Sayings
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He who thinks and thinks for himself, will always have a claim to thanks; it is no matter whether it be right or wrong, so as it be explicit. If it is right, it will serve as a guide to direct; if wrong, as a beacon to warn.
Jeremy Bentham
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There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so; but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool.
Francis Bacon
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Mom is such a special word, the loviest I've ever heard. A toast to you above all the rest, Mom you're so special you are simply the best. Happy Mother's Day!
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Levi was gonna stay home, but then he said, 'Dad, mom, I wanna go support mom's purses!' At 30 days old, he's talking about stuff like that!
Matthew McConaughey
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You know you're a Military Mom, when the National Anthem and other patriotic songs bring tears to your eyes and puts a lump in your throat.
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Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility; for it thinks all things lawful for itself, and all things possible.
Thomas Kempis
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The superior man thinks always of virtue; the common man thinks of comfort
Confucius
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself
Leo Tolstoy
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Man does not speak because he thinks; he thinks because he speaks. Or rather, speaking is no different than thinking: to speak is to think.
Octavio Paz
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My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.
Pauly Shore
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Look at me mom, look at me mom! -Stevie Janowski
Eastbound And Down
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I think being mom is a lifetime contract...24/7.
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I miss my mom. If nobody else has my back I know my mom does.
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I love my mom for being the best mom in the world!
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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I do get quite a bit of fan mail and most of it is just nice normal stuff. But I have had underwear sent to me and one pair had my face on, which was rather weird. My mom sorts through some of it for me and its the best job for a mom to do, they love it!
Channing Tatum
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When you ask a woman a question, you want to hear what she really thinks about something, not necessarily what she thinks you want to hear.
Tom Welling
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The superior man thinks always of virtue; the common man thinks of comfort.
Confucius
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I remember when I was younger, driving around New York with my mom and going to auditions. Id be like, Mom drive us by the hookies! Hookers. I called them hookies. There was one street in the Meatpacking District where they all lined up. So I was definitely a part of the dangerous New York when I was younger. But now I feel like New York is so safe. I can walk down the street by myself. When I was younger, my mom was like, Hold my hand! It was always a little sketchy. But now Times Square is like Disneyland.
Kirsten Dunst
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My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays.
Daphne Zuniga
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