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My Screwed Up Life Quotes & Sayings
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I put too much trust in people and always end up getting screwed over.
Unknown
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Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?
Richard M Nixon
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I'm sick of being single and I'm ready for a relationship, I'm just scared to get screwed over again.
Unknown
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
Kinky Friedman
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
Demetri Martin
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Can I get at least one honest girl friend? So tired of getting screwed over by fakes.
Unknown
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The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.
Hugh Grant
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There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.
John Kricfalusi
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I don't know what makes you so screwed up, but whatever it is, it works.
Unknown
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The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.
Jami Gertz
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It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
Corey Feldman
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If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
Ben Hogan
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I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.
Sean Connery
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My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Jessica Hahn
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There are so many video cameras in time sq. Who ever planted this truck is screwed.
Ashton Kutcher
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Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.
George Clooney
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Grandmom, thanks for giving me the least screwed-up 25% of my DNA...
Unknown
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I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all.
Thora Birch
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Nelson Mandela said to me that he thinks he's not getting into Heaven, I said, if you don't get in, I am screwed.
Charlize Theron
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That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better.
Jeri Ryan
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