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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
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Rubix cubes are EASY....when you're color blind.
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When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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I really hope that Jessica Biel names her first child 'Batmo.'
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I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes.
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The Energizer Bunny got arrested. He was charged with battery.
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Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
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May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake.
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I forgot Rihanna's ex-boyfriend's name...Then it hit me...
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Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
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I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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Children had a special status - protected from the outside world - and they dressed for the part in a way that made that special status immediately visible to themselves and the adults.
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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