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Nut Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
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Actually, I've been a fanatical health nut for five years.
Jerome Hines
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They say the best part of waking up is breakfast after a nut.
Lil Wayne
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Bust a nut in your eyes so you see where I'm cu.ing from.
Lil Wayne
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Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.
Tony Randall
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He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Insane Clown Posse
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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In a good play every speech should be as fully flavored as a nut or apple.
J M Synge
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Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.
Charles H Spurgeon
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I was worried about being the nut that ruined 40 years of Bond history.
Rick Yune
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Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.
Charles H Spurgeo
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
Superbad
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Paul is a very creative artist but I'm more that thorough, meticulous, disciplined nut.
Art Garfunkel
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nut up and flipped in, than slipped the clip in, mistakin' the bloody victims.
Bizzy Bone
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Well, he ain't a phoney. He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
Insane Clown Posse
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Almost missed my flight, tryna give my last girl a nut, all right? She be down for whatever, whenever I wanna get up in the guts, all right?
J Cole
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Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground.
David Icke
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You can eliminate, for example, a Brazil nut gene if you know that it will create an allergenic effect.
Jeremy Rifkin
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