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Nut Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I am like a hardware store. I screw. I nut. I bolt.
Nikhil Saluja
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In a good play every speech should be as fully flavoured as a nut or apple.
John Millington Synge
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Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't...but you still eat it because its crazy to think a company would give you the choice.
Philip DeFranco
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Spector is a good guy, but he's a nut. Ha, ha, ha! You know, I love him, but he's unpredictable. He's OK as long as he don't drink.
Ike Turner
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
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Every time I see a story on the dangers of bad eating habits, I become a health nut for a few hours until I calm down.
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I'm all that and then some, short dark and handsome. Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from.
A Tribe Called Quest
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After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fu.. her till I nut in my underwear.
Insane Clown Posse
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I'm quick to nut in somethin'. I know you clowns trippin' out. 'Til you find out it's yo bi... mouf Im talkin' bout.
Webbie
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Bust a nut on her stomach wash my d..k in tha sink then buy a 40 at the sto from da goddamn chink.
Pimp C
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
Unknown
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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Hollywood didn't know if I was an actor or a nut or if I was this crazy character I was playing. I had developed an image of being a little bit unusual, different and wild.
Nicolas Cage
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I was a nut for Dostoevsky. You can tell a lot from what people read between those ages. My brother was a Steinbeck freak and now he lives in a little village in New Hampshire and he's a baker.
Vincent Kartheiser
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