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Nut Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I hope that pu... warmer than luke. And sweet as Godiva. Suck this d..k and swallow that nut and call it pe..s colada.
Lil Wayne
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Then you can tell me just how it taste but before I nut I shoot some piss in your face you fu..in coward, tremblin like a nervous wreck. Cause when I caught your ass, you put yourself in check.
DJ Quik
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Had a white bi... like No Doubt. Busting nut's for four hours I'm on the jet getting drugged out. Jordan face, her tongue out. I'm throwing money like paper routes.
Tyga
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Go 'head girl, shake that butt. Make me freakin' bust a nut. Crank that music, let's get wasted, super uhn!
Blood On The Dance Floor
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I'd retired for about six or seven years. Coming back to the business, I found that I was sort of not quite a has-been, and it wasn't a new career, it was just kind of difficult to crack the nut, so to speak.
Julie London
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
Superbad
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Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
Howard Stern
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Nut on her lips and in her a.. thats a creampie. Oh my God creampie.
Lil B
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I stay sweet as a nut, sweet like Tropicana
Dizzee Rascal
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on the downlow for her ni... she a nasty bi.... I tell her touch it she gonna try and grab the d..k. I bust a nut it's soft, she get it back hard, the police kick in the door she take the charge.
BG
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When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?
Unknown
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We used to play in a theater club in London called The King's Head. When the theater let nut, around 10:00 P.M., we'd be ready to go and really get it on for about an hour or so.
Mark Knopfler
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I spent as little time as I possibly could there. That's kinda what I was like in high school. I wasn't a big scholastic book nut. I think I liked self-guided studies. I was on correspondence for a while. I think taking my own cues.
Cory Monteith
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The bone in me never no ho, so no creepin up outta the ziplock. So sin, sip gin, and lil' mo heart run up, nut up.
Bone Thugs N Harmony
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Shes so sophisticated. She'll catch a ni... nut and then refrigerate it. I wear a rubber and we fu.. 'til we dehydrated. I pull it out bust on her face and call her cry baby.
Lil Wayne
25 Likes
I couldn't care less about who sees my bits... My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut!
Colin Farrell
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Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Today's mighty oak is yesterday's nut that held its ground.
Rosa Parks
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Having spent a number of my younger years with trade-union parents attending NUT annual conferences, I feel comfortable with an agenda in my hand and a procedural format for debate.
Saffron Burrows
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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