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Nut Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes you feel like a nut. And sometimes you grapple with your s..uality and endlessly question the dogma of your traditional values.
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My ship was also in better condition than when she sailed from Boston on her long voyage. She was still as sound as a nut, and as tight as the best ship afloat. She did not leak a drop - not one drop!
Joshua Slocum
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Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent .... imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.
Penn Jillette
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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Come on you beezy lets do some grown shit. Put on a tight thong too small that don't fit. When I'm on the thizz I'm a fool. I don't quit Unborn kids, nut I own shit.
Mac Dre
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Im Thinkin Money Every Moment Thinkin Money I Bust A Nut, Then I'm Back To Thinkin Money My Wrist Froze My Mind Blow I'm Off Slow. My Eyes Closed You Gotta Judge A Man By His Principles Teflon Don, I Am Invincible.
Rick Ross
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I burn big everyday, nothing but the b..., I dont cuddle, as soon as I get the ... I'm gone, Im in a class all by myself, I'll whoop ya a.. all by myself, I got white gold, rose gold, yellow gold, platinum, Young h..., old h..., yellow ones and black ones.
Lloyd Banks
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Even the gods love jokes
Plato
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Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
Dahvie Vanity
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
Steve Carell
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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X-rays will prove to be a hoax
Samuel Butler
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
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