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Old Peeing In Bed Quotes & Sayings
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck
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The tyrant custom, most grave senators, Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war My thrice-driven bed of down.
Othello
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I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you.
Unknown
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I think life is full of challenges and problems. I don't believe that anyone is perfect. We all make mistakes. It's not a bed of roses, and you have to work real hard at it.
Nigel Mansell
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I miss being little...Falling asleep on the sofa and being transported to your bed...Now my moms like get the hell up and go to your room.
Unknown
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Next time your child has a bad dream & crawls into your bed, give them a forehead kiss, a back rub & whisper 'your mother and I are aliens.'
Unknown
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The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and trivia, for whatever presses on you has to prove its importance before it makes you move.
Max Lerner
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They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
Bill Maher
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When I was pregnant, a few of my friends told me that their babies slept in bed with them. I remember thinking how crazy that was. Then I started reading up on it and decided it was something I actually wanted to try.
Kourtney Kardashian
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I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
Dan Castellaneta
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You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse.
Omar Khayyam
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I experienced a lot, and achieved nearly everything I wanted. I can enjoy that today. Go to bed at nine in the evening, because my child wakes up around seven, without having the feeling that I missed or are missing something.
Thomas Kretschmann
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Be sweet as sugar, bitter if you dont know it better. Bed the best place to think of memories which put you to sleep, telling you goodnite.
Unknown
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Why can I never go back to bed? Who's is the voice ringing in my head? Where is the sense in these desperate dreams? Why should I wake when I'm half past dead?
Emilie Autumn
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You guys are going to bed? Ok, Ill just go down to the lobby and read for a bit. Like, three hours maybe. Um, have you seen my patent wedges and bandage skirt, btw?
Unknown
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Let me fetch the Rocky Road and your favorite pair of sweats. And the little chocolate kisses that you like, the remote control, baby stay in bed.
Miguel Jontel
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The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.
Kim Kardashian
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When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no matter how much I fake being "absorbed" in the program.
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Comfy jammies, cozy bed, big soft pillow for your head. Worry not, the world can wait take your time and recuperate.
Unknown
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Oh gosh this bed it feels so cold, my head was filled by the lies you told. But to this day my heart you stole, in a bind left behind waiting for your call.
He Is We
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