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Pig Nose Quotes & Sayings
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I was told repeatedly, You would be pretty if it weren't for that nose, You'd work more if it weren't for that nose. Hey have you considered getting a nose job?' You would think I had a nose the size of Texas. I was young and impressionable and I was told that enough that I started to believe it, so I got a nose job.
Kathy Griffin
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
Robert Heinlein
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.
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If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
Bobby Riggs
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When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof that the pig is obscene.
John Paul Stevens
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You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a fake nose. You want to wear a fake nose on your f*cking head? For, like, months on end! -Tom Hanson
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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and a bad child
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If you give a pig and a boy everything they want you will have a good pig and a bad boy.
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If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
Bobby Riggs
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Often times the right person is right under your nose. Make sure your nose isn't in the air.
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Growing up I felt like my nose was big. I was always like, 'I'm going to get a nose job one day'. I'm glad I didn't.
Ashlee Simpson
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Talk ought always to run obliquely, not nose to nose with no chance of mental escape.
Frank Moore Colby
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
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I remember looking up to Barbra Streisand, and thinking, 'Finally, someone who has a Jewish nose, who didn't get a nose job.'
Lea Michele
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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
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The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.
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Everyone has that friend who's every day, like, 'I hate my nose, I hate my nose, I hate my nose.' You either need to come to peace with it and be like, alright, I hate it, but it's part of me - or change it. So I'm not against plastic surgery, I'm against plastic surgery when it doesn't really need to be done.
Lauren Conrad
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