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Ping Gas And Poop Quotes & Sayings
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I'd just gotten a new car and it ran out of gas, so I was stranded in the middle of Hollywood. I called this guy thinking that he'd be like, 'Oh, that's terrible, I'll come pick you up on my way.' But he was like, 'What do you mean? You were supposed to be here 10 minutes ago!' I had to walk two miles and buy a gas can and fill up the can. When I finally got there, he was totally wasted.
Alison Brie
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I can shoot pool, and I can play ping-pong. I'm pretty good at those games.
Thelonious Monk
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Hmmm me and Travis are really good at ping-pong! Im not really competitive, but thats because I know I can beat him.
Gym Class Heroes
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I love using gas grills because they are easier to heat and it's much easier to control the flames with a gas grill than with a charcoal fire. Grilling is not just about lighting a fire.
Bobby Flay
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I just got rid of my sofa and replaced it with a ping pong table. I think this is the best decision I have made in months.
Emma Watson
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I pick up Lucille and then ping out those funny sounds that sound good to me, you know. Sometimes I get to play where I can't even say nothin. Lookout...
BB King
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If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
Kurt Cobain
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Eighty percent of our gas transits through Ukraine, which was the motive behind our Ukrainian colleagues' decision to start to blackmail us ... But we are ready to go to the Swedish court in the event of Ukraine's unsanctioned use of gas.
Alexander Medvedev
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Whole town should be medicated and put in a rec room with ping pong tables and hand puppets. -LUKE
Gilmore Girls
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I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day and hanging out for the next drink and five o'clock, ping! I have to just stop.
Trisha Goddard
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The Bush administration and Congressional Republicans have failed to bring up comprehensive energy reform or any piece of legislation for that matter that would lower gas prices, opting instead to give massive subsidies to the oil and gas industry.
Rosa DeLauro
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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When I'm out of tuna treats Waffle takes it upon herself to poop in the bathroom sink every morning to let me know shes pissed.
Audrey Kitching
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Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
Jerry Seinfeld
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What I've been telling everyone that loves Carolina football is that we are going to put a team out there that, number one, is in good shape. We're going to be fit, we are going to be able to play the whole game and we're not going to poop out.
Steve Spurrier
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I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations.
Alyson Hannigan
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It still amazes me that people actually watching me with a gun didn't just burst out laughing. I can't even play ping-pong, but it turns out I'm good with weapons. I've got enormous hands, like a transs..ual, and that's probably why.
Kate Beckinsale
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Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club, and turn it into my ping-pong room.
Mark Zuckerberg
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All of my activities are so pedestrian. The extreme sport I play is ping pong. And we play it hard. If any of you suckers want to step up to the table, be ready.
Seth Green
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Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club, and turn it into my ping-pong room. -Mark Zuckerberg
The Social Network
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