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Ping Gas And Poop Quotes & Sayings
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You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants? -Beavis
Beavis And Butt-Head
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Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop.
Kendra Wilkinson
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The gulf coast, we all know now, after Katrina, is responsible for 25 percent of U.S. production of natural gas. Following Katrina and Rita, almost 75 percent of the natural gas production in the gulf was shut down and not producing.
Mark Foley
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Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.
Unknown
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I totally miss all that stuff. Touring in a van, playing small shows, those end up being the coolest times. Sure, they were terrible at the time, and we slept on a lot of floors next to a lot of cat poop. But when you think about them, they were what brought everybody together. They were like adventures.
Pete Wentz
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Your bike needs gas.
Wolverine
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Let it roll if we got the gas.
Jason Aldean
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Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work. Anything involving poop, vomit, or blood...always handled by women. Men don't understand basic bodily functions. They don't want to be bothered with it. But we bleed every month and we take care of babies, so we don't have any issues. I also end up killing all the bugs in my house. It's one of my favorite things to do: hunt spiders.
Elizabeth Banks
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Butane is the bastard gas.
Hank Hill
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You have to be an idiot to run out of gas....I just did.
Brooke Burke
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Hang on, I think I'm having an epiphany... Nope. Just gas.
Unknown
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Do I need a gas mask? Should I get inoculated? Will this war last? Will we be incincerated?
Otep
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I'd love to fly, especially with the gas prices right now.
Joel Gretsch
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That's what the gas is about, that's what the bloating is about and that's what the fat storage is about.
Suzanne Somers
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A tank of gas is a treasure to me. I know now that nothing is free.
Blink 182
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Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station.
Orlando Bloom
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As the price of gas goes up, people will become more conscience of how much they use.
Mike Rounds
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The President is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honour!
Zoidberg
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Unemployment rising fast, the Beatles new record's a gas.
The Temptations
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When love is in the air I put on a gas mask.
Lil Wayne
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