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Ping Gas And Poop Quotes & Sayings
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Usually, I don't want to sit down and listen to the director gas on about his movie. I just can't actually imagine myself sitting down and having that much to say.
Joel Coen
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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
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A relationship without trust; is like a car without gas. You can sit in it as long as you want, but it won't go anywhere.
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That champagne money was for gas and phone bills but shit, you bout to spend it on what matters most.
Drake
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Our economy is on the move and we are creating thousands of new jobs, but we need to keep our foot on the gas pedal.
Mitt Romney
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So I got gas yesterday for $1.39! Too bad it was only from Taco Bell.
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I wish the dollar store would sell gas.
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Your man might've gone platinum but dont gas him up, I'll find his length and his width and get his casket cut.
Styles P
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The prices are ridiculous... I don't see how people can go back and forth to work or to school. How can we afford the gas?
Dorothy Thompson
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When it costs $50 to fill up our gas tanks, it impacts every aspect of our daily lives and the community.
Tim Murphy
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I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant.
Esther Williams
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My car runs on gas, not friendship. So pay the fu.. up.
Unknown
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Electricity is derived from many non-renewable energy sources like oil, natural gas and coal.
Lamar S Smith
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Charcoal or gas. Both give excellent results, so choose the one that best suits your style of cooking.
Bobby Flay
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I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.
Charles Barkley
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I just prefer wood. I like the smell. To me, it's a lot cheaper than electric or gas, and it's more convenient. It's just a better heat to me.
Junior Johnson
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No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent.
Marcelene Cox
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If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go f*ck itself.
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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Steven Wright
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We've passed an energy bill in the House, to help us be less reliant upon foreign oil so we can get gas prices down. But nothing happens in the Senate.
Steve Chabot
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