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Police Officer Funny Birthd Quotes & Sayings
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Society questions the police and their methods, and the police say, Do you want the criminals off the street or not?
Kurt Russell
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If they tell the police, the police will find out she was driving, and her career will be put into hell.
Nicholas Mosley
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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. Alright, get in the basket...
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A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal.
Nancy McKeon
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The idea that the police cannot ask questions of the person that knows most about the crime is an infamous decision.
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If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
Bobcat Goldthwait
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Jeff Marder
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There is insufficient support for the police and safety and law enforcement, in general, in the city council.
Steve Chabot
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There are 40,000 Iraqi police on duty around the country. If they detect an attack about to happen, the police are the ones who are supposed to stop it.
Paul Bremer
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A functioning police state needs no police.
William S Burroughs
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A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!
Unknown
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
Unknown
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In the police force, two, three, five traitors are detected who are really working for someone else. When we cleanse the police of them, the problem will be simplified a lot. Terrorists will have no one to contact - they will be left without informers.
Akhmad Kadyrov
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Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
Andy Waits
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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Ilie Nastase
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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
Milton Jones
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The police officers, so far as discipline, organization, pay, and orders were concerned, came exclusively under the German Reich police system and were in no way connected with the administration of the Government General.
Hans Frank
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
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All images generated by imaging technology are viewed in a walled-off location not visible to the public. The officer assisting the passenger never sees the image, and the officer viewing the image never interacts with the passenger. The imaging technology that we use cannot store, export, print or transmit images.
Janet Napolitano
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It is anomalous to hold that in order to convict a man the police cannot extract by force what is in his mind, but can extract what is in his stomach.
Felix Frankfurter
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