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Popped The Condom Now She Pregnant Woo Quotes & Sayings
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If we only said safe s.., use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
Thabo Mbeki
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
Unknown
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Man, I been did that, man, I been popped off. And if she ain't trying to give it then she get dropped off.
Nicki Minaj
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ni...s hands in the air, bi...es takin tops off. Put the chronic in the air and the shit popped off.
TI
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.
Mac Miller
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Like I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
Big Sean
21 Likes
Tell me not of joy: there's none Now my little sparrow's gone; He, just as you, Would toy and woo, He would chirp and flatter me, He would hang the wing awhile, Till at length he saw me smile, Lord! how sullen he would be!
William Cartwright
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I ask for your forgiveness. I feel so miserable that it's difficult even to say sorry.
Hwang Woo Suk
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The way I see it, if you're going to make an action movie, you've got to make one with John Woo.
Christian Slater
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Yeah,shake it,woo shake that bubble butt.
Sponge Bob
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With love in our hearts and a twinkle in our eye. I am still trying to woo you in a hope that you will continue to be mine.
Unknown
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oh baby love is sweet, alright love is kind ooh, woo and this one's dedicated to you.
Sugar Minott
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Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.
William Shakespeare
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I love being able to go on local flights when the weather is right. I've popped to the Isle of Wight, Cornwall and been mountain flying in Wales. When I got my licence I was over the moon, it was one of the greatest days of my life - it took two years to get!
Jay Kay
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bi... please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Unknown
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a d..k-skin condom, He hollowed out a pe..s and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Acquaintance many, and conquaintance few, But for inquaintance I know only two - The friend I've wept and the maid I woo
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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Just Ciroc bottles and top models, all real ni...s that pop bottles. I pulled up and I drop-topped, and my bad bi... just popped out.
Meek Mill
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Safe s.. - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love.
Kerry Thornley
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