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Popped The Condom Now She Pregnant Woo Quotes & Sayings
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When it starts to seem like you have popped into bed with a specific party, it makes it difficult for people to believe you are not doing someone else's bidding for them.
Rachel Maddow
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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Here in town there's only she, who is beautiful as me, so I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle. -Gaston
Beauty And The Beast
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
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One, I had never worked with John Woo before and I wanted to see what that was like, and two, Ben Affleck is a friend, so it would be fun to work with him again.
Joe Morton
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Popularity, I have always thought, may aptly be compared to a coquette - the more you woo her, the more apt is she to elude your embrace.
John Tyler
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There are thousands of Ten Commandments plaques or monuments all over the country, and lawsuits to remove them have popped up in more than a dozen states.
Phyllis Schlafly
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
Unknown
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For some reason, it popped into my head the notion that a lot of the Next Generation cast in the long run of that show managed to step behind the camera.
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Think you gangsta? Popped a few rounds? These kids will come through and murder your whole town and sit back and smoke and watch it burn down. The grave gets deeper the further we go down!
Lupe Fiasco
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