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Prayer Safeershipck Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
Cloris Leachman
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Prayer is a thought, a belief, a feeling, arising within the mind of the one praying.
Ernest Holmes
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Of all things, guard against neglecting God in the secret place of prayer.
William Wilberforce
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Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Frank Sinatra
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I'm just one of many moms who will say an extra prayer each night for our sons and daughters going into harm's way.
Sarah Palin
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A single grateful thought toward heaven is the most perfect prayer.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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Prayer holds together the shattered fragments of the creation. It makes history possible.
Jacques Ellul
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I pray thee let me and my fellow have A hair of the dog that bit us last night
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A simple grateful thought turned heavenwards is the most perfect prayer.
Doris Lessing
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The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.
Soren Kierkegaard
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No god ever gave any man anything, nor ever answered any prayer at any time - nor ever will.
Madalyn Murray O'Hair
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Prayer is the very way God Himself has chosen for us to express our conscious need of Him and our humble dependence on Him.
John Stott
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