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Pregnancy Pre Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape.
Charisma Carpenter
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Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!
Unknown
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There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.
Honore De Balzac
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11:11 is the pre-encoded trigger and the key to the mysteries of the universe and beyond.
Uri Geller
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I find it hard to pre-plan every element of everything I do. It's not my thing.
John Malkovich
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Well, my aspirations certainly were not to be in a pre-school show. I mean, it's certainly nothing that I considered; it's nothing I ever thought anyone would ever let me do.
Steve Burns
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After the first miscarriage, I tried to take the attitude that it was my body's way of telling me that this pregnancy wasn't meant to be.
Christie Brinkley
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Bye baby, I guess you know why I had to leave. Seven months in your pregnancy, bout to have my seed.
Nas
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.
Natasha Hamilton
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My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body.
Melissa McCarthy
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
Kin Hubbard
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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I wanted when we began this to have a conversation, the kind that you're able to have, and the only way I knew how to do it was not to have a pre-interview.
James Lipton
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But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state?
Alexander Pope
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I do not believe in terrorism, violence, destruction, murder, pre-emption, or War.
Rosanne Cash
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I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue
Glee
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I started college Pre-Med. That lasted about half a semester.
Peter Krause
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My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright
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