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Pretend To Be On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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And to stick our head in the sand and pretend that we are somehow safer if we do not know or to pretend we are somehow safer if we limit our options seems to me not only foolish but actually dangerous.
Mac Thornberry
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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar Wilde
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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar Wilde
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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar Wilde
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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What's terrible is to pretend that second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you don't need love when you do; or you like your work when you know quite well you're capable of better.
Doris Lessing
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As long as my boss pretend that I make a lot of money, I pretend to work hard.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that you?'
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So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me...on Facebook.
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I can't pretend to be enjoying this. I can't pretend I'm enjoying going out there and playing this style.
Tiffeny Milbrett
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
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Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
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