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Punny Halloween Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Thanks to Halloween... the cobwebs in our house have just become decorations!
Rick Sutter
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When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, tis near Halloween.
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happy halloween every body dont have your kids out to late school next day.
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I'm going as a zombie for Halloween by slouching half-dead at my desk like every other day of the year.
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It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning.
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I do think the story in Halloween 5 is a bit stupid, and there's a lot more blood. They're obviously going to take the Halloween series in a different direction.
Donald Pleasence
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Halloween's over, you can take off you ugly face now.
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Halloween is for dressing as something you're not. That's why most girls go as s..y.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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This Halloween I'm going as the ghost of our federal government.
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Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,Voices whisper in the trees, Tonight is Halloween!
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Here's to Miley Cyrus for somehow making all Halloween costumes prior to 2013 look shockingly unslutty.
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Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
Nicholas Gordon
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I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day.
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I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with a cheerleader.
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Just go as a whor.. for Halloween. You obviously have all the clothes for it.
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May your Halloween be scarier than what's actually going on with our country.
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Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
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You think Halloween comes only once a year? wrong. Walk into Walmart at 3 in the morning. That's some scary sketchy shit.
Mitchell Perry
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Halloween is getting stupid, hardly anyone dresses up as something scary & all the ladies go out looking like sluts. I guess it's the only night of the year they can do this without having their motives questioned.
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