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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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There are three sizes of condoms: Small, Medium and Liar.
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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'Weed is Illegal.' Yeah, so is the music in your iPod...
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I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real.
Barry Watson
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Real men like classy women, so don't expect to attract a real man if you dress, act and talk like a whor..!
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That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!
Alan Vega
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I know it's supposed to be romantic right now but I just hit my funny bone on the guitar. And uh, trying to stall real quick while it comes to normal.
Nick Jonas
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You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
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The trouble with some of us is that we have been inoculated with small doses of Christianity which keep us from catching the real thing.
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
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Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best.
Marilyn Manson
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A real friend is someone that will be there for you, and expect nothing in return but your love and loyalty. Real friends know that you aren't perfect and don't ask you to be, all a real friend will ask you for is to be a real friend back when they need one.
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Don't tell me a lie to save me tears, just be real with me.
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I don't need everybody to like me just because I'm nice. I want them to stays with me because I'm real.
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I'm cool with a lot of of people. Doesn't mean they're my best friends. It just means I respect real. Real recognize real.
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Don't expect me to be real if you cant handle My truth.
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