TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Retirement Roast Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Retirement Roast" sorted by relevance. 241 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Retirement
Teacher Retirement
Retirement
Finance
Success
Old
Age
Thinking
Hedonism
Bragging
Clocks
Magic
Friendship
Mean
Sarcastic
I Hate You
Fire
Funny
Show more
Family
Christian
Family
Beginning
Drinking
Music
Boxing
Love
Sweet Love
Famous Love
Parents
Reform
Solitude
Golf
Idleness
Inspirational
School
Age
Sports
Travel
Leadership
Vacation
Disability
Appearance
Greatness
Time
Being Tired
Men And Women
Experience
QUOTES
Americans will listen, but they do not care to read. War and Peace must wait for the leisure of retirement, which never really comes: meanwhile it helps to furnish the living room.
Anthony Burgess
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
The easy way out is to approve an early retirement plan one year but not pay out sick and vacation time to deserving employees until three years later. Unfortunately, later is now.
Jodi Rell
5 Likes
If a woman did not work and have the opportunity to save and invest on her own throughout her lifetime, she is often totally reliant on her family and Social Security for her retirement years.
Ginny B Waite
0 Likes
The fine print in the President's Social Security proposal is that all present and future workers under age 55 will have their promised retirement benefits cut.
Mark Dayton
3 Likes
Germany, I think, was first to substitute a Social Security program for its elderly based on this premise, that is, that we would tax workers to pay retirement benefits for those retired.
John Shadegg
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
Increased awareness and education could be a great help toward improving spending and saving habits and increasing participation and contribution levels to retirement plans.
Ron Lewis
1 Likes
The President and I agree that Social Security needs to be preserved so that we can ensure that all Americans receive the retirement benefits they've been promised. But we disagree as to how best to fix the system.
Steve Israel
0 Likes
Social Security is the very foundation of retirement security for millions of Americans.
Sue Kelly
0 Likes
Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.
Louis Armstrong
21 Likes
Retirement quotes
Music quotes
Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.
Louis Armstrong
22 Likes
Retirement quotes
Music quotes
Sponsored Links
Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.
Louis Armstrong
15 Likes
Music quotes
Retirement quotes
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
10 Likes
Retirement quotes
The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work.
G K Chesterton
3 Likes
Retirement quotes
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
6 Likes
Retirement quotes
I'm not in retirement. I just don't want to work so much, and I don't get that many offers any more.
Max Von Sydow
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
4 Likes
Retirement quotes
I retired early for health reasons - my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
Unknown
44 Likes
Funny quotes
Retirement quotes
For solitude is sometimes best society, And short retirement urges sweet return
John Milton
1 Likes
Solitude quotes
Contemplation of life after retirement and life after death can help you deal with contemporary challenges.
Russell M Nelson
0 Likes
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
13 Likes
Retirement quotes
Golf quotes
1
...
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
...
13
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 23
Chance
Country Music
Facebook Status
Give Me Strength
Giving Up
Goodness
Growth
Heart
Holiday
I Hate You
I Like You
Love
Madness
Marriage
Motivational
Overcoming
Pick Up Lines
Sin
Smart
Sweet
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™