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Rodney Dangerfield 40th Birthda Quotes & Sayings
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no s.. life at all.
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My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
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If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no s.. life at all.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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