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Rodney Dangerfield 40th Birthda Quotes & Sayings
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!
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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of s... In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of s.. in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of s.. in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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