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Rodney Dangerfield 40th Birthda Quotes & Sayings
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a s..y negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.
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I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet
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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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