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Salad Fingers Quotes & Sayings
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Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
Unknown
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The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
Paul Newman
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Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see, Oil, vinegar, sugar and saltiness agree
Oliver Goldsmith
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Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
Helen Rowland
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Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.
Janet Street-Porter
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Whoever eats anything at a wedding luncheon? They make the food out of papier mache. My salad had been used four or five times this week.
Peter Ruric
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A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.
Lord Byron
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Acting in 'Star Wars' I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes were.
Mark Hamill
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Pine trees aren't barking snakes - they won't just turn up in a salad in Olive Garden. -Professor
Futurama
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Life lesson: Don't shake the bottle of salad dressing until you've made sure that the top is closed.
Steve Carell
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We are beginning to wonder whether a servant girl hasn't the best of it after all. She knows how the salad tastes without the dressing, and she knows how life's lived before it gets to the parlor door.
Djuna Barnes
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Prince Charles is very relaxed at the table, throwing his salad around willy-nilly. I didn't find him stiff at all.
Madonna Ciccone
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Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.
Doug Coupland
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I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
Paul Lynde
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We couldn't afford plastic Easter eggs as a kid, so we dyed the real ones. After a few weeks, you kinda get used to pink egg salad. I miss it.
Olivia Munn
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If you begin a conversation about potato salad and find yourself being called a castrating bi..., don't waste your time going around and around about this with your girlfriends, trying to figure out what happened.
Merrill Markoe
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I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
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Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth
Superbad
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I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing.
Zapp Brannigan
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